The Two French Fries…

French Fries, not a wonder in this world, but it was a wonderful – enchanting food for two men, lived in this world.
These two men, they never met, they do not have same personality, behavior, but in one thing... They are ‘twins’
The thing is that, both loved French fries a lot..

Matt Frederick, who lived in the smoking streets of London, was the first person, who presented his graduation topic aka “The Importance of French Fries” in the grand chamber of Wales. He was known by his famous pet name “fry fred” in his college, all over his timeline. The different and crazy topic for graduation, gave him bad impression among the professors, and because of his poor speaking skill, he failed to mention that the French Fries is the most important thing in his life. He used to eat that once in a year... And someone asked him that
“Why once in a year? After all you love French fries, no? I mean you got the cheapest and qualified cafeterias in front of your house, so why don’t you eat daily?”
Then he replied,
“I love French fries, and I know my love will decrease, if I happen to mingle with the dishes everyday, so being a 364 missing boy, I can feel the bond towards the lovely dish, and do you have any idea of which is the most important day of my life, every year??
Not my birthday, anniversary or anything, it’s the day which I used to eat my French fries after 364 days.”

He lost every friends and relations because of this answer, the world called him “fry fred” actually meant that “crazy man”

So Matt was depressed from the last year, his rude behavior and the friendly classes about the enchanting French fries to all known peoples, made him alone.
One day he checked the next date with the fries, he was surprised that, it was on the next day; another important thing is that, the tendency to suicide was higher on Matt’s mind. So he planned to suicide next day.
Since he loved the French fries, he fixed the suicide trivia, into a French fry way…
The next day arrived. He was well dressed – smiled – slow.

Booked a personal cabin in the cafeteria, also mentioned with his rude face those “do not disturb me, while I am with the French Fries”. He poured the latest available poison in to the French fries. Prayed (guess it’s a prayer, anyway still silent) for 1 minute, and smelled the aroma of the French fries… slowly the fork moved towards the brown colored fry piece, dipped into the pure red tomato ketchup…
Carefully, second by second, like a clock, he ate that piece, surprisingly he did not took the next piece, he tastes the first n last piece… his face looked like a priest who meditates with a joy.
The Irish Poison affected with a speedy – hurry way, just in 2 minutes, he fell unconscious. His inner voice said to himself... as his last words...
“Don’t get up Matt, because you will die as a fry lover, and this is the best suicide or death, I have ever heard… congrats… don’t get up, stay silent, stay enjoyed…”
De Celize Aontworten , the 2nd man who loves French fries a lot. The story and surroundings of Celize is a bit different than Matt. Celiz was born on Artic, in the freezing cold; he sleeps on the Ice bars of an igloo. He was hard working, so since from his childhood, he learned to read, write. And one day he got the parcel of books from the passing ship... And he awaited a book called “world wide ‘ummmmva’ recipes”..., it lay down on the parcel … and he founded…
Many recipes was on that book.. With pictures itself, he looked eagerly for the recipe for the French Fries …
Turned and flipped the white pages with a harsh finger movement.. 45,46,47,48…
49!!! The Recipe For The French Fries
“ha.. Fucking hell!!” he whispered..
Yelled to himself.. “Now how can I make this bloody lovely food?”
He was depressed after reading the recipe because nothing.. Even a potato.. Available in the freezing artic..
He was gone mad after realizing the truth.. , the incomplete desire of tasting the French Fries, mourned as a dream in his cold mind..!! but he loved the Fries.. a lot..
Days, months, years..

Have rolled in its peppy wheels…
De Celize turned 99!! He almost understood the fact that he’s gonna die in a few days. So he flew to the Paris, with a fistful of money. The Irish wind had made a stinky veil to his health condition. The higher he desired; the higher he reached to death. So after reaching Paris, his 99 year old gloomy eyes went color when sees the brownish black board “Café bistro du français” ,
Inside. He ordered “Bonjour Monsieur quatre vingt dix neuf frites français s'il vous plaît” (Hello Gentleman, 99 French Fries Please..) the short – slim waiter stunned hearing an old man saying 99 french fries!!
At last the Eskimo Dream come true with a french touch!!
He had no rush, while seeing the fries in front of him, he rather considered as it as a most valuable thing in his life, he checked the whole angle of that fry, and ate that with a “Celize” slow motion. Even his ticking fingers have stopped their disease symptom, while eating…
Finally he thought … “that was a life, I made my life beautiful, that objective or the dream was a simple one, for the humans, but not for me… ah.. Stomach!! Are you happy now?? Well me too”
De Celize died the next day.
This was the Story
This was the lives
This was the dream..


-Thamburaan- (forgive the mistakes..)